As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize