On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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