what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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