Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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