Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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