The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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