If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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