tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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