How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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