Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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