We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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