i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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