Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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