Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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