therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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