From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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