I'm jealous of your bromance
She said her name was "party"
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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