Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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