What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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