where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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