Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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