I'm gonna have a badass scar
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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