like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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