We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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