I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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