He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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