STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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