I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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