I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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