i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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