Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize