is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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