Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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