i permit you to call me
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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