im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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