youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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