How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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