I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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