to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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