quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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