I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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