life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
it wasn't lemon gatorade
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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