I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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