Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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