Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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