Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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