I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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