all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Let's get the cat blown out
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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