Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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