wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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